Sunday, June 16, 2013

Gentlemen Use Wipes

Wow!  It's been a re-e- a-a-l-l-yyy long time since my last post.  Several times I set out to write posts, with pictures, and either the pictures would get deleted or something would go haywire with the computer.  Mostly, I think, I've just been lazy.  But, yesterday I was cruisin' the web when I came across something too funny to let it pass.  GENTLEMEN USE WIPES.  
I was looking thru an article about Effective Couponing.  There was a link entitled "Free Toiletpaper Coupons".  As anyone can always use toiletpaper I clicked on the link.  Here's where I ended up:  Gentlemen Use Wipes.  One wipe charlies.  Experience the life-changing new way to solve the problem.  Live the one true clean.  Accept no substitute.  
Buttwipes made for men.  40 durable 5" x 7", s&h included.  Flushable & biodegradeable.  Soothing, calming, & refreshing.  Gentle peppermint scent.  These captions followed, along with little MONOPOLY-style pictures to illustrate:
"SPEED & PRECISION:  Extract the bad guy quickly.  Get back to the base."  And, "CIVILIZED & DIGNIFIED:  You're a gentleman, be gentle."
This 'Find' belongs with the post I did sometime back on Monkey Butt.  Let me know your thoughts!  :)
TTFN, B

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